What sayeth Baba-Yaga? #
Well, lets use a bit of logic, not legal advice. So if someone wants to jail me for being poor, but they call it “contempt” in order to openly violate the constitution, what would a Yaga do?
Well, this Baba-Yaga would send a Verified Affidavit to the people trying to jail me. I would attach their Child Support Modification to it. I would Certify mail or hand deliver both of those to the Child Support Office.
Then I would take ALL of those documents and file them into my case as Evidence that Yaga can’t pay. Then I would Notice the court that any future attempt to jail Baba would likely be a criminal act…
This Baba-Yaga would execute many other tactics to ensure compliance, but that’s outside the scope of this Template that was created from freely available information.
AFFIDAVIT IN SUPPORT OF INDIGENT STATUS #
I, [YOUR FULL NAME], being duly sworn, hereby deposes and says:- I am over the age of 18 and am a resident of TEXAS. I have personal knowledge of the facts here I, and can testify completely thereto.
- I suffer no legal disabilities and have personal knowledge of the facts set forth below.
PURPOSE OF AFFIDAVIT #
- This affidavit is submitted as evidence of Indigent Status for myself, [YOUR FULL NAME];
- As Evidence and a definitive answer to any underlying question of Ability to Pay; and
- As a Standing Indigent Status with regard to Cause(s) [LIST ANY AND ALL CASE NUMERS HERE] and any and all matters related to or arising from said Cause(s).
BACKGROUND OF AFFIANT #
I am a Pro Se Parent who has been systematically financially abused by the court(s) associated with the Cause(s) named herein, among other constitutional and criminal code violations. I do not have the ability to pay any costs, fees, Child Support, or any other financial debt/obligation/fallacious charge.STATEMENT OF FACTS #
Note. [YOUR FULL NAME], AFFIANT HAS PERSONAL KNOWLEDGE OF EVERYTHING LISTED IN THIS SECTION AND IT IS VERIFIED BY THIS AFFIDAVIT UNDER PENALTY OF PERJURY.- I have ATTACHED a formal Request for Child Support Modification to this AFFIDAVIT
- This form contains the required financial information for the Modification required by law.
- I have been unemployed/under-employed since [DATE].
- What money I have been able to acquire goes to housing for myself and necessities for when my child(ren) are with me.
- Outside of meeting my immediate household necessities and obligations, I have no ability to pay.
- I cannot afford to provide for my own basic needs currently, so certainly lack any Ability to Pay, as defined by the Texas statutes.
- To date the Office of the Attorney General Child Support Division has repeatedly attempted to illegally confine me for being poor/indigent and unable to pay the illegal fines and fees assessed by the OAG. The OAG has knowingly and willingly disregarded the Constitution and state law seeking these illegal warrants.
- I believe that my Constitutional Rights have been violated by court actors and employees of the OAG Child Support Division, and am requesting a formal Investigation by the OAG Criminal Division; Affidavits in Support of Criminal Complaints have been/will be filed with the county Magistrate.
- I am also requesting the [YOUR COUNTY] County OAG Child Support Division be prohibited from any further actions until [YOUR COUNTY] County has been FULLY investigated, as I believe that the crimes committed against me and my child(ren) were intentional and are intended to punish me for (a) being Pro Se and (b) indigent, knowing that I cannot defend myself nor afford any legal representation.
- The crimes and constitutional violations within the underlying Cause(s) prevent any party with Unclean Hands from enjoying any Fruit from the Poisoned Vine. State employees of the OAG Child Support Division and multiple court actors have Unclean Hands and have repeatedly attempted to reap the Fruit of the very Poisoned Vine that is this underlying Cause(s) and any action/cause related.