Disclaimer so as not to get some trumped up charge of “pratcticing without a license” (see, we can’t even spell the word):

Nothing here is legal advice, we are not attorneys (we don’t want to go to to hell). Everything on this site is FREELY available on the internet, within the Texas Criminal Code, and the Constitutions of the United States and Texas.

Templates and Samples on this page require some very specific implementation or they will be useless and possibly cause you some problems. You are free to use anything, share anything, but KNOW that if you use these incorrectly your life may become a dumster fire.

The ACTION STEPS below should be done by EVERYONE and are self-explanatory, but beyond that you are Dancing with the Devil in the Pale Moon Light if you don’t know what you are doing or try to alter the implementation to suit your desires (bad idea)…

Please do not be “That Asshat” who thinks they can use these Templates outside of the very specific way are meant to be implemented. If you are That Asshat, who thinks they have a better idea, do not contact us because we do not have time for Clowns with self-inflicted wounds. If you want to argue, tell us a “better way to do it”, or ask us to convince you of anything, bust your feet and create your own movement (yes, this is ours). 

If you aren’t an Asshat, we would love to help you.